
Many people will make New Year’s Resolutions this year.
Some will want to lose 15 pounds
Some will want to get out of debt
Others will want to find more work life balance
and spend more time with their kids or spouse
But
Those among us with our priorities straight know that debt, increased risk of Diabetes and Heart Disease and having your daughter on the pole are the cost of doing business.
Your interest rate is 28.99% and you make $13 an hour, you LOVE KFC Snackers and live across the street from a Burger King and your daughters name is Jazmyn and she can already do the splits for shyt’s sake.
If you want to contribute to the betterment of mankind in 2009, I implore you to join us.
Join us on the journey

The Journey of getting Yinka FUCKING Dare IPO’d before Shaquille O’Neal
My assumption is that Yinka being released will coincide with the ending of world hunger, peace in the Middle East, Hammer getting his mansion back, and Jessica Biel being naked in a movie.
Butterflies and Rainbows Fairies and Unicorns, Yinka FUCKING Dare will deliver all of these things and more.
Yes he’s dead, a total bust in the NBA and only relevant as a punch line or novelty SOI. But none of that is important now.
What is important isn’t that you put down that 4 piece meal, get a balance transfer to Capitol One, or call your ex-wife’s boyfriend Carl and ask him to please stop taking baths with Jazmyn.
What’s important NOW is that you do the following things. Write them down and check them off
1. Familiarize yourself with the cause. Please read all about the Yinka FUCKING Dare Movement below.
http://oneseasonnation.com/forum/showthread.php?t=350
2. Sign in to OneSeason.com and request him. (We have moved him from 1759 to 124 in under 36 hours)
3. Cancel everyone you have requested above “The Big Yink”
4. Tell EVERYONE you know who has a OneSeason account to do the same
5. Tell EVERYONE ELSE TO GET A ONESEASON ACCOUNT AND DO THE SAME
6. TELL THEM TO BID $2 on shares of Kobe Bryant
7. Cancel your subscription to the Newspaper and put a parental lock on Fox News because you will no longer need it. Once we enter the Dare era, it will just be reporters talking about Lemonade stands and bunnies.
8. Make YMFD Bracelets and send them to everyone who requested him and brought balance to the force.
YINKA MOTHER FUCKING DARE
IS A MOVEMENT