Are you tired of sitting around every day waiting for the next big thing?  Every day you sit at your computer and stare at the website thinking, “when is this thing going to blow up.”  We remember how much fun OneSeason can be, then we remember how quickly that fun can turn into boredom and a stagnant market.

If you’re one of those people I just described above, one of those people hoping that these mythical third party games will bring the fun back to OS, stop dreaming!  Instead of waiting around for that next big thing, why not create it.  If the possibilities of OneSeason are truly limitless, why not get creating.  Use that imagination to come up with something that will “change the game forever”.

With that thought in mind, I have taken it upon myself to come up with a few ideas that I think could really take off.  Ideas that could take OneSeason to the next level.  If you think Oneseasonnation and Oneseasontrader were good ideas, just wait, its only the beginning.

Oneseasonfights.com

Screw the Rep system!  The OneSeason community is filled with rivalries.  What better way to settle those differences than with a good old fashion brawl.  Who wouldn’t pay to watch BP and TheBrett battle it out against Knup and JC in a tag team match for the title of Best OS Community (forget the fact that many of us participate in both, this is a fight damn it!).  Or how about Ponzi vs StockPlayer in a “Pyramid Match” (you know, first one to climb to the top of the pyramid in the middle of the ring and grab the fake check wins, but watch out, because you never know when your opponent will rip the bottom of the pyramid out from under you and the whole thing will come crashing down).

Oneseasonmatch.com

Are you tired of looking for love in all the wrong places.  At oneseasonmatch.com we will match you based on 29 proven dimensions of compatibility.  Our complicated process involves analyzing both your trading and posting habits in determining who you’re most compatible with.  Do you like investing for the long term, or are you the day trading type?  Football or Baseball?  Shaq or Kobe?  Do you make 20 useless posts a day, or 2 well thought out ones?  No matter what you’re type, we’ll find a soul mate for you.  (Note: We have already successfully matched RandyRatio with a big black dildo and a can of axe, and he’s said he couldn’t be happier)

Oneseasonporno.com

This is something I have been pushing for a long time now.  If you think about it, it is really the only logical place to go for the OneSeason empire.  We have sports, we have gambling (oneseasonpoker), whats the next logical step?  Sex of course!  Afterall, what more does any guy need.  Sure there are some kinks that need to be worked out (the last thing i want to see is Sdog in silk boxers), but I think this things got potential.  Just think of it as an x rated version of SI’s swimsuit edition.  Just imagine the day when OS is big enough that ESPN keeps an OS ticker on tv… when that day comes OSPorno will be big enough to get athletes wives involved.  I don’t see how it could go wrong!

Oneseasonbuzzed.com

I have a dream, and this is it… If oneseasonporno is the next logical step the OS evolution, then surely OSBuzzed can’t be far behind.  Sports, gambling, sex, and beer. Oh what a world we would live in… Come to oneseasonbuzzed.com not only for our drinks (I call it the Berry Bonds… you take 2 parts Berry Kool-Aid, 2 parts Mountain Dew, and 1 part Grain Alcohol, then put it all in a syringe and inject it right into the bloodstream… that shit’ll knock you out), but also for our safe trading.  No longer do you have to fear getting loaded and then coming home and buying 5 shares for 100 bucks instead of 100 for 5 bucks.  Using our highly complicated trade analyzer, we are able to sort through all the wrong numbers/completely nonsensical characters, to figure out exactly what you wanted.  And if for some reason the computer is still unable to figure out your order, or the end result is too far from the players current price, your order will be put on hold for 12 hours until you’re sober enough to confirm it.  But thats not all, oneseasonbuzzed support also extends to the forums where you will no longer have to fear looking like an idiot when drunk/high.  Trained experts will be working around the clock to decipher all the typos, ramblings, and everything else that comes with being 20 beers deep and trying to operate a computer.

So there you have it.  If you want the excitement of OS to continue for the long term, you must always get bigger, better, and crazier.  This is (without a doubt) the future of OS, and I for one can’t wait…

It is now in your hands nation, I have showed you the next big thing… but where will you push OS after that?  What are your “big ideas”

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