OneSeason CEO and Co-Founder Mike Sroka will be chatting again with the OneSeason Nation in the OSN Chat Room on Tuesday April 21 at 7pm PST. We had a LOT of fun with Mike the first time he came to chat with us, and no doubt this will be a fun time again! Bring all of your questions for Mike about OneSeason (or non OneSeason if you like! We heard that Mike hates Rex Grossman last time, lol) See you guys in the chat room on Tuesday night 4/21!

Enjoy! It’s a lost segment that never made it to production. Nice Content. Cough.

Beckett just got suspended for 6 games for this pitch, do you think it is fair?

I feel like this happens all the time when someone calls a late time out and the pitcher just lets it go. There was no fight afterwards and he didn’t even get ejected from the game. So you be the judge, am I being a Boston homer or is this suspension a little ridiculous.

Who Cares. Fuck him.

Mickey Mantle hit the OneSeason World today at around 11:23PST. Like all legends recently, OneSeason is releasing more shares then has been the pattern. 1500-2000 shares in the Mick’s case. I think this will put him in the $5-$6 trading range. What do you think? Are you buying Mickey? Holding Mickey? Fire Selling him to buy someone else? Stay tuned for tomorrow, to see how it all goes down, it should be very interesting!

As you guys know, The OneSeason Nation has been at the front of delivering you games based around OneSeason. We launched the TSTL Performance Matters Contest back in December, followed that up a month later with the TSTL All-Star Challenge. Then we are on Season TWO of OSN Survivor sponsored by Dancenham, INC. 4th up, OSN member Jayhawk89 launched the 4th game around OneSeason over at his site www.OneSeasonTools.com. It’s an NCAA Bracket style game where you can win $50 cash per week! Congrats to ASL for your win in week 1!

Now, OSN has stepped up and has a full fledged arcade for your enjoyment. Complete with leaderboards, high scores, trophies and everything! We currently have Pac-Man, Space invaders, Super Mario Brothers, Asteroids, Jouse, and a TON of others. Good Luck beating Bullpup’s score on Space Invaders. Sheesh!

We have the ability to have tournaments on any game we wish, and I predict some heavy wagering going on around these games.

This arcade will be available to EVERYONE (even you Randy) who is registered for the OSN forums. Have some fun! Get some high scores!

GO HERE TO THE ARCADE!!!

OSN News Correspondent Dancenham is again on top of the ball with breaking news from South Florida where Jewced Up radio was seen enjoying a leisurely day off from the market.

Saturday’s are always real boring so I will offer you yet another post completely unrelated to OneSeason. In an attempt to bring useful information to traders that they can use in their own daily lives I want to encourage you all to keep your goals in life realistic. If you want to swim with polar bears than all the power to you. But if you are too fat to make a quick escape like this lady then you may want to limit yourself to baby polar bears or perhaps seals or maybe big weird fish and not the big mama’s that will bite your fat ass off. I bet this lady was real jacked up about the idea before this disaster occurred, I mean who wouldn’t be? But now she is left with nothing but dissappointment and will surely find herself face deep in a tub of Ben and Jerry’s for at least a week. Has she limited her expectations to begin with she would be left feeling satisfied and jubilant instead of a big fat loser on the internet.

In honor of the Masters this weekend I present to you one of the only reasons womens golf should continue to exist, Natalie Gulbis. Think about it, this chick plays with long shafts and balls on a daily basis and gets paid for it, sounds like fun, right? As weird as it sounds I would let her hit my balls any day, she is that hot.

It is not right that the best young player in Major League Baseball is 10th on the request list. Ichiro and B.J. Upton are the two active baseball players that are scheduled to IPO before him and neither of them deserve to be, at least not until Japan can trade. HRAM is only 25 years old and is not going away anytime soon. He has proven that he can do it in the major leagues and he is the first pick in almost all fantasy drafts. Baseball is in right now as shown by recent volume figures and the success of DWRT and LNCM this past week.

Also, please remove all basketball players from your list. No one cares anymore. The season is almost over and there are plenty of good ballers out there. All future IPO’s should be either baseball or football, NOT basketball.

BostonHerald - Tom Brady [stats] and Gisele Bundchen’s glam Costa Rican wedding was marred by gunfire last night when security guards hired to keep paparazzi away fired at two photographers as they fled the scene with their film. No one was hurt. According to two spokesmen for the INF photo agency, photographers were hiding in the brush near Gisele’s beachfront home taking pictures of the event when they were rousted by the newlyweds’ security guards. The photographers, identified as Yuri Cortez and Rolando Aviles, were marched up to Bundchen’s villa where they were ordered to surrender their still photos and video. The men refused and fled with the security guards in pursuit. Two of the photographers ran to a waiting SUV and jumped in as a guard fired a shot at them. The bullet shattered the Suzuki’s rear window, passed between the two men in the front seat and bounced off the windshield.

I thought I posted this last week but apparently I am not good at pushing the publish button. After Brady’s knee injury last year there are now extra precautions in place. Specifically, armed gunman if you screw with Bob Kraft’s prize QB. This sounds like a story out of the Michael Vick/Plaxico Burress book, not the Brazilian supermodel banging pretty boy from New England. I’m not going to lie, I’m impressed, I wish I could get away with shit like this. Only Tom Brady could have his boy’s open fire on the paparazzi and get away with it. BUY BUY BUY

Congratulations to Last weeks winner OrangeAssassin! Orange’s winning caption can be seen here! Orange, please email bullpup@oneseasonnation.com with your contact information so Bullpup can pass it along to the sponsor. Congrats on your winnings of $5 in-store credit at Art2Shirt.net! Everyone remember that Nation member PatriotsNY added the very cool silicone OSN bracelets for us over at our gear store, and you can get 1 of those with 1 caption contest win.

Ok, enough chatter, let’s get this party started for this week! Here is your picture. Beat the caption. Win Money, and TheBrett says, “GFYS”.

I think you peed a little..