Last Night’s episode was an amazing show for the guys who head up the OSN radio division. Jewcer and OneFour had the best ever episode of “Jewced Up” radio! OneSeason co-founders Mike Sroka and DJ Burdick were on the show, and answered all of the questions, talked to some callers, told us about a cool new commerical idea that involved the communty, and everyone learned a lot of cool stuff and had a lot of fun! This was DJ’s first appearance speaking live with the communtiy (other than his debut on OSNTV, and occasional posts to the OSN blog).We had some great callers, some great discussion around OneSeason. We learned of the first OneSeason community game where you can win CASH based on your SOIs on field performance! We had a hot college chick call in. And a lot more fun stuff. If you missed it, check out the replay!
Yao Ming finally reversed split tonight, removing 16,000 shares off the market. This is actually good for the Yao Cartel, and they just don’t know it yet. Now their shares are worth twice what they were yesterday, and there are fewer shares available on the market. OSN firmly believes that Yao needs to reverse split one more time, to put him in line with all the other SOIs in the market. Great news!
There will be a huge announcement TONIGHT on OSN’s Jewced Up Radio regarding this late breaking story! YEP, people have been asking for it, and now it’s here. Your SOIs ON FIELD PERFORMANCE…..AND how many you own of that guy can earn you COLD….HARD….CASH! Tune in to Jewced Up Radio tonight to hear the details! This is AWESOME stuff! www.OneSeasonNation.com/radio 8pm PST, 11pm EST. TONIGHT!
Tonight is a very special edition of OSN’s “Jewced Up” Radio. The guys will have OneSeason co-founders Mike Sroka AND DJ Burdick on the air to talk about OneSeason. OneSeason Radio hosts Jewcer2k5 and SurfingOneFour will be joined by co-hosts and callers for this special episode tonight. Don’t miss it! Here is the official announcement straight from the mouths of the OSN Radio hosts themselves.
Over the past few weeks I have spent many a night crying myself to sleep on my huge pillow feeling neglected.
But tonight the Jewcer is back hosting the show with myself (surfing)OneFour
So tune in tonight for our Greatest Duo Edition of Jewced Up Radio
Tonight on our our Greatest Duo Edition of Jewced Up Radio.
Lets talk about the happenings at Oneseason and the OneSeason Nation
- Live interview with Mike and DJ (another great duo)
We’ve all heard interviews with Mike where the questions he was asked they knew he could not answer.
So don’t waste his time, DJ’s time, and most importantly my time asking questions you know he cant answer.
Anyone in the know understands that Mike and DJ cannot answer certain questions.
So use the grey matter between your ears and ask questions that they can actually respond to.
- Dont ask about:
Potential future features (they can’t tell us plus why ruin the surprise)
Number of users or money on the site (really???, How about you tell me about your finances)
Future marketing strategies (you know they can’t tell us this info)
Use your brains
Don’t ask them 300 questions about hockey or Tiger Woods.
- Put away your crystal balls and lets talk about what happening in the current, the present, in the NOW!!!
Lets give our boys some feedback about the current system.
Ask about features that need improvement and what might help
Talk about features that you don’t think are needed at all
Pretty much we are here to help them create this amazing website with us.
And of course someone please call in and bitch about ghost orders so I can introduce you to a dial tone.
- Remember Mike and DJ are GUESTS on OUR show
They are donating their time to come on here to do our Radio show.
They wouldn’t be doing us this favor if they did not respect us.
So please treat them with respect, like guests should be treated, they are VIP on OUR show.
This should be really cool and alot of fun having them on tonight.
If you don’t treat them with respect you can STFU and get used to a dial tone cause Ima hang up on you.
I’m not messing around you are not coming on Jewced Up Radio to shit on my guests.
- Can we get a nOObie on the line (last week Nysanity blew it up)
Tell Mike and DJ your first impression of oneseason and why you joined?
What do you think this place all about? Did you learn that from oneseason.com?
- The IPO list (cause everyone loves IPOs)
Who’s been moving up the list?
Best Buy
Whats a radio show without talking about best buy?
- NBA Playoffs
Can the self proclaimed “Superman” take down the self proclaimed “Chosen One?”
Can Kobe get out of the REAL Supermans (Shaq) shadow or will Denver ruin his chances?
- NBA Draft and Draft Lottery Results
Who’s the best pick for your favorite team?
Who’s going to win Rookie Of the Year?
Who’s IPO/SOI are you looking forward to and why?
- Michael Vick (out from behind bars and back on the field?
What team do you think he’ll end up with?
What position do you think he’ll play?
Any Pitbull owners wanna chime in? (hint, hint)
What about his IPO/SOI? How will it fair? (Currently #41)
- Hockey
Its still playoff time (maybe someone knows and wants to talk about this)
You never know whats gonna happen on Jewced Up Radio
For the third time in their History (Danny Manning ‘88, Michael Olowokandi ‘98) The LA Clippers have landed the number 1 pick in the NBA Draft. They had a 17.7% chance of landing the number 1 pick. They will take Blake Griffin. Here is how the rest of the lottery shook out. How do you feel about where YOUR team landed? Sacramento had the best odds (25%) of getting the number 1 pick, but they fell to 4th.
Memphis Grizzlies #2
Oklahoma City Thunder (gag, GFYS Thunder Owners) #3
Yao Ming hard at work, preventing his own Reverse Split
We’ve been trying for months to figure out the purpose of THROWING money away, trying to keep the giant turd that is Yao Ming afloat on OneSeason. We assumed it was a cartel selling those big blocks of 200 shares back and forth between each other on Firday, and again saving Yao’s punk ass from reverse splitting again last night. But in an OSN Exclusive photo, we now have 100% proof of what’s going on.
Congratulations to last weeks winner, and brand new OneSeason user “NSanity”! He had a hilarious caption that definitely “Beat That Caption”. You can view NSanity’s winning caption here. NSanity wins a $5 web gift card to Art2Shirt.net’s online store. They have tons of great Tshirt and other fun stuff you can check out. Nsanity, please email bullpup@oneseasonnation.com and he’ll forward your info to the sponsor so you can learn how to collect your giftcard. Here is this week’s photo. Do you worst, Nation fans!
Well the SECOND most desired reverse split happened last night, when Steve Nash closed under 75 cents, and also met the weighted average formula that OneSeason uses to calculate Reverse Splits. about 3300 shares of Steve Nash will be removed from OneSeason, and his price will double. In other news, the Yao Cartel continues to throw away money trying to keep that GIANT TURD Yao Ming afloat, and keeping him from reverse splitting. OneSeason fans, one of 2 things we at OSN will GUARANTEE you. Either Yao Ming WILL reverse split in the near future, or there will be accounts that are suspended by OneSeason for market manipulation due to trading shares back and forth between the same accounts. Just like happened w/ TMAC. As seen on that last episode of OSNTV, Yao Ming is currently a “worst buy” because once he reverse splits once, it will definitely happen again as the market brings Yao back down to where he belongs amongst the other NBA players.
Your OneSeason Community TV show is back on the air with another great episode this week. Top Buys, Worst Buys, In Depth Analysis from Giona, and some fun. If you want to talk to OSNTV or want a subject discussed, call the show at 866-OSNTV-20 or email the show at osntv@oneseasonnation.com
If you’d like your business advertised on the show, email osntv@oneseasonnation.com as well.
Zimmerman went 0-3 today with 2 walks and 1 run scored. His team won. One of the walks was intentional. OSN tracked this hit streak from the beginning. Thanks Durshar! It was a great ride for this great player who just recently signed a huge contract extension with the Nationals. Durshar also let OSN know that ZImmerman is only the 42nd player ever to hit in 30 straight games in the same season. Any up for sending Zimmerman up the IPO request list? Here is the button to vote if you choose!
The Jewcer will be working as the proud manager of Friendlys tonight
(which is currently out of vanilla ice cream (sounds like the managers fault to me))
So you will get another installment of myself surfingOneFour and a surprise guest host…
Will it be OneSeasonNations Moderator Timmy 304? Will Bullpup make a guest host appearance?
Could it be Rylin34, Hunter82, Quizrox? Maybe a Dancenham or a cartel of one?
Will Timmy304’s wife co-host tonights show?!?!
You never know whats gonna happen…
So tune in tonight for another edition of Surfed Up (Jewced Up) Radio
Tonight on our who the hell is gonna host with me edition of Surfed Up Radio.
Lets talk about the happenings at Oneseason and the OneSeason Nation
- The IPO of Barry Sanders
$6K market cap…??? This is who you vote up as #1
- The reset IPO list and who you are excited about.
I think it looks much nicer. I’m actually excited to buy in on some of these IPOs
- Thoughts about next weeks interview with DJ and Mike
What current features do you feel need improvement?
- Can we get a nOObie on the line (I think I have one calling in)
What are do you think about oneseason?
What is this place all about?
- NBA Playoffs
Is Lebron James really that good?
Paul Pierce and Co. the kryptonite for “Superman” Dwight Howard?
Can Kobe ever get out of the REAL Supermans (Shaq) shadow and win a championship?
Or does Houston have them beat?
Denver? Billups is a winner!
You never know whats gonna happen on Jewced Up Radio
jewced up radios surfing one-4 proud to be exclusively found @ oneseasonnation.com
Barry Sanders had his first full day of trading, and as predicted by OSN analysts, he did NOT perform well. He is currently the 9th lowest SOI available on the market, and some folks are freaking out about it. You shouldn’t be surprised. OneSeason is a popularity contest. It’s a pop culture popularity contest. Barry Sanders is nowhere on the pop culture radar. Michael Jordan is. Here is OSNTV anchor “TheBrett” and his comments on this situation.
The reason Legends are not worth where they historically would be is cultural relevance.
Same reason you don’t see Joe Montana selling Chunky Soup right now.
The world is a pop culture radar and the newest hottest thing will always be in demand.
Barry Sanders may have been 100 times the player Matt Forte could ever possibly be, but I guarantee you Matt Forte runs for more yards this season.
The only legend who should hold value at this stage is Jordan as he is still a central pop culture icon. We are buying and selling shares which derive value from other people’s desire to own.
What are your thoughts on this? Visit the forums or comment here. This will be discussed LIVE tonight on OSN Radio as well.
The popular question of all new users, and people who are just starting to get familiar with OneSeason is “What gives with these IPO alerts?” What is it? What is all this talk? Where do I get one? Do I have to pay? Can I make it myself? How? The OSN Mailbags have recieved no less than a dozen emails in the last week about these alerts, with people asking about the situation. Here is a list of IPO alerts you can sign up for, and here is videos and links on how you can make your own lightning fast IPO alert! We hope this helps. Keep sending your questions! We’re here to help guide you through the World of OneSeason!
Please keep in mind making your own IPO Alert, and/or desktop application IPO Alerts will always be faster than a text alert. Also keep in mind, when these folks text you, it is simply an email to your phone. The speed of the text has a lot to do with things that the people providing this service to you can’t control. (i.e. the speed of your phone carrier’s network.) Remember! The fastest IPO Alert is your own homemade one, or a free desktop alert you can download from multiple places!
PlayerMonitor.com-Owned and Operated by OSN Member Bob Rafferty. This service has been reliable and Bob is great to deal with. Recently while on vacation, his server had a major meltdown, and he was on a boat, not able to do anything about it! It’s back up and running now, and Everyone got their ICHIRO texts in his normal blazing fast manner! PlayerMonitor.com also offers a standalone desktop tool that can notify you of IPOs as well. Everything on it is 100% free.
OneSeasonPulse.com-Another Free IPO alert that is in the community for you to use.
OneSeasonAlerts.com-Offers Free IPO alerts that are delayed a few minutes from their pay, or premium service. The pay texts are $5 per IPO. I have helped OSA test his alerts, and I can confirm they are the fastest in the biz. OneSeasonAlerts offers a standalone desktop tool as well w/ alerts built it. Premium users have faster alerts on the desktop tool as well.
OneSeasonPro.com-Offers a web based tool that is exremely comprehensive. Offers a small stand alone tool as well. IPO Alerts are built in, and fast. OneSeasonPro is currently on an extended free trial basis, and will be going to pay soon. Either $9.99 or $19.99 a month. We’ve heard both.
OneSeasonTools.com-OSN Member Jayhawks89’s site. Tools, Texts, IPO Alerts, and other stuff for you. $5.95 a month.
OneSeasonText.com- Text service that charges you $5 per IPO. Hosted by the folks at OSTrader.
Make your own IPO Alert- Sponsored by OSN and Chivalri. Lightning fast. It will text you. And 100% Free. You make it yourself very easily. Instructions on how are in the forums, just follow the link, and Chivalri has made instructional videos on how to do it yourself! Many of the above sites use this method for building their IPO Alerts. Here is how you make it yourself! Read this thread, watch these instructional videos, and in no time, you’ll have your own IPO Tool, 100% free.
Ok, maybe not, but when him and Andy Sanberg team up it is pure gold, and when he hosts SNL it is a fucking riot. Here is a Mother’s Day tribute that aired last night.
We’re back with OSN Caption Contest #19! Wow, 19 of these things we’ve done weekly since what, December? our sponsor www.Art2Shirt.net has been handing out credit in their online store of cool, and funny Tshirt for OSN fans to get hooked up with. For all you new users, you can check out the archive of the past caption contest (some VERY funny stuff) here.
Congratulations to last weeks winner WonderV23. You can read his winning comment here! WonderV23, please email bullpup@oneseasonnation.com and he will forward your information to the sponsor! Congratulations!
And now for this weeks fun. Joe Namath 2.0, Mark Sanchez, the Jets pride and joy, works out for the cameras.
Remember, you can enter as MANY times as you like! Feel free to show support of your favorite comments by other people, that may assist our judges in picking the winner! Have a great weekend everyone!
and lets talk about what happening in the current, the present, in the NOW!!!
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