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Late breaking news in the OSN community as “FRITO” the voice of OSN TV and radio personality in the mid-west just sent us this text to share with the community…
“I’m not taking my phone for fear of getting it damaged, but in about an hour I’ll be ON A BOAT in the Gulf of Mexico. Feel Free to inform the OSN community. LOL”
So there you have it OneSeason fans. Frito is definitely about to be on a boat…
Bullpup,
The latest OSN get together was the best OSN experience since Giona shared her opinion of TMAC. I hope you enjoy.
Sincerely ,
Jpup
Red Sox fans do NOT mess around....
OneSeason, to me, means friends. OneSeason fans had their first real get together over the 4th of July weekend. Location? Boston, MA. In times when it seems some folks can only focus on how OneSeason “owes” them something….I was not surprised that during the weekend get together in Boston, market cap, IPOs, deposit limits, and OneSeason’s long term plan, was not even discussed. What was discussed was Red Sox vs. Mariners. (Mariners take 2 out of 3 at Fenway, but cannot complete the sweep on Sunday)
Center Field Bleachers. Fenway Park
Hot Chicks EVERYWHERE were discussed, as were the little known fact that the dudes in Boston definitely pop their collars, but also definitely do NOT iron their shirts.
Celtics Basketball was discussed, including Larry Bird, Red Aurbach, and Ray Allen being a TOTAL pussy.
Larry Birds Shoes
Had to wait for kids wearing Knicks gear on to pose for pictures w/ Red with their grimy fingers up his nose.
What was dicussed was Jpup’s decision to not wear all Yankee gear to the Sox/Mariners game in Fenway, was, on paper, a good decision and very heartfelt. But when he arrived, ready to go for the game wearing his Yankees hat and Mariners jersey, we had to walk him through how that scenario would probably work out for him, once he stepped foot near the ballpark.
Bob Rafferty, Jpup, Quizrox
Jpup should just get an OSN Jersey, and he can be popular in EVERY stadium! OneSeason has given many folks brand new friends, who they would never have had a chance to meet otherwise. Lifelong friendships have been forged. I got to meet one of the most amazing 2-year olds the world has ever seen.
Giona wants to hug a turtle
Future Owner of Larry Bird. (NOT the turtle)
Giona is still emphatic (I asked her) that Larry Bird is the best buy, and TMAC is the worst buy. We have posted article after article that people would be much happier about OneSeason if they just chilled out a little bit, relaxed, and it has been suggested they just get on a boat.
Bullpup is on a dock
"Looks like you blew a seal...." "Naahh. I just at a bowl of Vanilla Ice Cream is all..."
Did I mention Boston has AMAZING talent?
Coupla Drunky Brewsters
Ladies, please learn from this picture
Girls were everywhere. Boston rules.
A trip to Boston wouldn’t be complete without having a beer or twenty.
Red Sox and Yankees, arm in arm
On the way to find more beer
Obligatory Drunk Wound
Regardless of what the ‘market’ does. We are making life long friendships. We have people in every single state represented in OSN. While some people continue to bitch, moan, and whine about OneSeason, others are having fun, and making plans to go golfing together. Making plans to have beers together. Having fun playing contests in the forums. Oh, this dude has “Red Sox” tattooed inside his lower lip, by the way.
it says"Red Sox" It's a tattoo
I believe OneSeason will be around for the long term. CRV wouldn’t invest money in something that didn’t have a solid long term business plan with substantial growth outlooks. Several very smart, and very educated people would not be spending 10’s of thousands of dollars of their own money to create apps and games and sites based around OneSeason if it was going to fail.
OneSeason will be fine long term. Please take your complaining, and whining out of our faces. Have some fun. Meet people in your area. Go golfing. Play Beat the Bacon. I would like to thank OneSeason for giving me no less than 5 new friends in the last year who I would trust my life with, and hundreds others who I would be honored to call my friend. I can’t wait for the next 12 months.
The only question we have right now is where will the next OSN get together happen? Before or After the OSN Vegas Trip??
Have a great week everyone.
2 of my best friends in the world.(who I didn't know this time last year)
Organized by OSN Member c_court, the Nation now has FITTED baseball hats to rock this summer! C_court along w/ Jewcer, Sdog, our lovely model Daytraitor (as seen above) and many other Nation members got together with Art2Shirt’s “NYPatriots” and helped design these hats. They are flex fitted with your OSN username on the back! These will be great conversation starters at parties and bbq’s this summer! Dean over at Art2Shirt has now made these a permanent part of the OSN Pro Shop! Get yours ordered! Be sure to use promo code “OneSeason1″ to get extra discounts in their store. Thanks to everyone who made this happen!
Many people have been asking me recently, what should I do now that OneSeason has slowed to a hault? This question has really left me stumped for a while, but with Transformers Two set to hit theaters by the end of the month everyone’s favorite crooked finger slut has been making her rounds and showing off the goods.
How can you not just bow down to this goddess amoung mortals? Unofficially, the OSN Babe Mascott. Is there any way we can buy her SOI? While you sit around waiting for your $15 IPO’s or trying to make a quarter buying and selling shares of Pujols, just google image search Megan Fox and you will easily make it through the rest of your day. If you are starting to get distracted take off the safe search, you won’t be disappointed.
This kid even dug up to courage to try and woo her, something I cannot say I would have had enough balls to do myself. Granted, he got shut down quicker than DMAC trying to run against the Raven’s defense but still, give the kid props for putting his best foot forward.
So as Saturday night winds down and trading opens back up in nine short hours, don’t jump over the edge, let Megan help you make it through the boring down days.
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’s Offical Radio Show
-Really the Market is down for Maintenance (insert cricket sounds)
The Jewcer will be working as the proud manager of Friendlys tonight again
(while I slave over this switchboard without sleeping in 48 hours
(at least I didnt sleep in a car again two weeks in a row))
So you will get another installment of myself surfingOneFour and a surprise guest host…
(In other words I don’t know who my side kick is yet yet)
It could be you!!! You never know whats gonna happen…
So tune in tonight for another edition of Surfed Up (Jewced Up) Radio
Tonight on our third who the hell is gonna host with me edition of Surfed Up Radio. (consecutive weeks)
Lets talk about the happenings at Oneseason and the OneSeason Nation. I know things have been a little bit on the slow side and the market is currently down for maintenance but hey lets open up some beer and get stuff happening on Surfed Up Radio.
- The IPO of Ken Griffey Jr.
$4K market cap…??? Still a buyers Market
- Market Talk
Buy everything buy everyone buy me a car that works.
Why is it down for maintenance… the next big thing or Yao’s giant square head
- Can we get a nOObie on the line (I think I have one calling in)
What are do you think about oneseason?
What is this place all about?
- NBA Playoffs
What do you all think of whats been happening so far. I say if the Magic are on poin tthey are the better team but Kobe can carry the Lakers to his first post Shaq title (even though I hate him)
- Lets talk Games
- Philadudes
- Dancenhams
- Arcade???
- And will someone finally talk about that sport the place on ICE
Hockey anyone??? Its actually pretty damn exciting with 2 SOIs playing in game 7 
You never know whats gonna happen on (Jewced) Surfed Up Radio
Ok, maybe not, but when him and Andy Sanberg team up it is pure gold, and when he hosts SNL it is a fucking riot. Here is a Mother’s Day tribute that aired last night.
Here is a news blurb about OST that our friend Jayhawks requested some front page love!
One Season Tools was scheduled to go to a subscription service of $5.95 a month on May 1st for it’s tools and games. Due to unforseen errors, the service shall remain free for one more week. What does this mean for you? It means you may still try all of our services free for one more week including the alert system, player tracker and One Season Tools Challenge.
Beginning at the end of the market on Friday May 8th, all login and password information will be deleted from the system and must be reset. You will be required to resubmit your login and paymet information.
Now for some exciting news! During one week in the month if 50 or more unique players are signed up for the One Season Tools Challenge, the winner for that week will receive $100! This will only apply to the first week each month that the 50+ entrants are entered.
Want to earn an extra enrty a week? Simply refer a new user. In doing so you as well as the new user will recieve a additional entry for that week. Any referrals must be verified by us. The only requirement is that you must be signed up as an active subscriber to receive credit. The verification process is simple. Just send an email to oneseasontoolsalerts@cox.net. Once verified you will receive an email with instructions on how to redeem your etra entry. There is a max of 2 entries per week, however, entries are bankable. For example, you can refer 10 people and have an extra entry for 10 weeks!
We at One Season Tools thank you for all your positive feedback. We welcome your questions and comments at oneseasontoolsalerts@cox.net
We are currently in the process of having several questions answered by OneSeason about this new feature. If you click the picture above, you can see a full screen version of what a new user would see who is clicking around the site.
As far as we can gather, this changes NOTHING to existing users. It just allows new users to see a different screen, and see the $10 promotion, rather than getting the unfriendly “error” message, when they click the big green “buy” button on a players page.
OneSeason, being the data freaks they are, (and as eluded to by Mike in previous interviews) probably used their data to see quite a few folks (new, unique IP users) were clicking “buy” before they had accounts. This new page that comes up will allow a more friendly experience to show new users how easy the site is to trade on, and also show the promotion.
Here is more information from OneSeason on this feature…
(OneSeasonNation),
They won’t actually be placed until you sign in to your account.Once you sign in to your account you’ll still need to do the final order confirm.
More news the second we get it, as always!
OSN members have been planning and plotting a get together in Boston for this summer. BP and OSNTV have recieved multiple requests to travel to the land of the “Masshole” also for this get together…so, not being one to spoil a (boston tea) Party, we will be going to Boston, MA for the Fourth of July!
And it just so happens that BP’s beloved Mariners will be in town to play the Red Sox that weekend. Are we going? You bet your bippy!
If you are in or around the Boston Area, and would like to partake in the multiple fun activites that are being planned for the OneSeason community in the Boston area, please give Quixrox a PM in the forums. Or email bullpup@oneseasonnation.com and he can forward your info to Quizrox! See everyone in Boston July 4th!
Saturday’s are always real boring so I will offer you yet another post completely unrelated to OneSeason. In an attempt to bring useful information to traders that they can use in their own daily lives I want to encourage you all to keep your goals in life realistic. If you want to swim with polar bears than all the power to you. But if you are too fat to make a quick escape like this lady then you may want to limit yourself to baby polar bears or perhaps seals or maybe big weird fish and not the big mama’s that will bite your fat ass off. I bet this lady was real jacked up about the idea before this disaster occurred, I mean who wouldn’t be? But now she is left with nothing but dissappointment and will surely find herself face deep in a tub of Ben and Jerry’s for at least a week. Has she limited her expectations to begin with she would be left feeling satisfied and jubilant instead of a big fat loser on the internet.
Our Newest OneSeason user, and OneSeason nation member, BrayCards sports his custom OSN jersey, and shows which sport he is buying heavily into. Thanks Louie!
Linus Omark Sick Shootout Goal vs. Switzerland (March 31st 2009)
This Goalies been PUNK’D
If this guy doesn’t get laid tonight than I don’t know what you have to do. He should at least get his tip wet. I mean, this girl, who is smoking by the way, was about to take a ball off the dome. It is only fair to repay the favor with a little lovin.
Fast forward to the one minute mark. Sorry for the glitchy quality, some people suck at youtube.
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