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You Do Steroids! (Clap-Clap-ClapClapClap)

Friday, June 19th, 2009

Whether you like the Red Sox or not, you gotta admit, they got kick ass fans. OSN will be out in full force for the 4th of July in Boston. Hitting the bars Friday night, watching the Mariners/Red Sox at Fenway Saturday Night (haha DJ), and nursing hangovers Sunday. We will have quite a mob gathered for the festivities! Rumors are that Jewcer and/or SurfingOneFour may make an appearance in Beantown as well. We’d love to see all of you who are close to the area! Come have a beer w/ the OSN party!

Yao Cartel EXPOSED!

Monday, May 18th, 2009
Yao Ming hard at work, preventing his own Reverse Split

Yao Ming hard at work, preventing his own Reverse Split

We’ve been trying for months to figure out the purpose of THROWING money away, trying to keep the giant turd that is Yao Ming afloat on OneSeason. We assumed it was a cartel selling those big blocks of 200 shares back and forth between each other on Firday, and again saving Yao’s punk ass from reverse splitting again last night. But in an OSN Exclusive photo, we now have 100% proof of what’s going on.

Art2Shirt.net Presents OSN “Beat That Caption” Contest #20

Sunday, May 17th, 2009

Congratulations to last weeks winner, and brand new OneSeason user “NSanity”! He had a hilarious caption that definitely “Beat That Caption”. You can view NSanity’s winning caption here. NSanity wins a $5 web gift card to Art2Shirt.net’s online store. They have tons of great Tshirt and other fun stuff you can check out. Nsanity, please email bullpup@oneseasonnation.com and he’ll forward your info to the sponsor so you can learn how to collect your giftcard. Here is this week’s photo. Do you worst, Nation fans!

Your Mom Plays Wii

Your Mom Plays Wii

You Mom Plays Wii

Justin Timberlake is a comedic genius

Sunday, May 10th, 2009

Ok, maybe not, but when him and Andy Sanberg team up it is pure gold, and when he hosts SNL it is a fucking riot. Here is a Mother’s Day tribute that aired last night.

Art2Shirt.net presents OSN’s “Beat That Caption” Contest #19!

Saturday, May 9th, 2009
Clearly a Kick-Ass Sponsor

Clearly a Kick-Ass Sponsor

We’re back with OSN Caption Contest #19! Wow, 19 of these things we’ve done weekly since what, December? our sponsor www.Art2Shirt.net has been handing out credit in their online store of cool, and funny Tshirt for OSN fans to get hooked up with. For all you new users, you can check out the archive of the past caption contest (some VERY funny stuff) here.

Congratulations to last weeks winner WonderV23. You can read his winning comment here! WonderV23, please email bullpup@oneseasonnation.com and he will forward your information to the sponsor! Congratulations!

And now for this weeks fun. Joe Namath 2.0, Mark Sanchez, the Jets pride and joy, works out for the cameras.

Remember, you can enter as MANY times as you like! Feel free to show support of your favorite comments by other people, that may assist our judges in picking the winner! Have a great weekend everyone!

I like it when they go long. (No homo)

OSNTV Season 2 World Premier! OSNTV is ON THE AIR!

Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

Season 2-Episode 1 "2 Guys, 1 Laptop"

The show that took the OneSeason community by storm is back with it’s Season 2 premier! Episode 1 of Season 2 of OSNTV is ON THE AIR! GIT SUM! Want your site, your tool, your product to be featured on OSNTV? Email the team at osntv@oneseasonnation.com

Anyone Want to Race This Guy Shotgunning a Beer?

Sunday, April 12th, 2009

Jewced Up Radio Out and About-wat

Saturday, April 11th, 2009

OSN News Correspondent Dancenham is again on top of the ball with breaking news from South Florida where Jewced Up radio was seen enjoying a leisurely day off from the market.

OSN Tip of the Day: Keep your goals realistic

Saturday, April 11th, 2009

Saturday’s are always real boring so I will offer you yet another post completely unrelated to OneSeason. In an attempt to bring useful information to traders that they can use in their own daily lives I want to encourage you all to keep your goals in life realistic. If you want to swim with polar bears than all the power to you. But if you are too fat to make a quick escape like this lady then you may want to limit yourself to baby polar bears or perhaps seals or maybe big weird fish and not the big mama’s that will bite your fat ass off. I bet this lady was real jacked up about the idea before this disaster occurred, I mean who wouldn’t be? But now she is left with nothing but dissappointment and will surely find herself face deep in a tub of Ben and Jerry’s for at least a week. Has she limited her expectations to begin with she would be left feeling satisfied and jubilant instead of a big fat loser on the internet.

Art2Shirt.net Presents “OSN Beat That Caption” Contest #17

Saturday, April 11th, 2009

Congratulations to Last weeks winner OrangeAssassin! Orange’s winning caption can be seen here! Orange, please email bullpup@oneseasonnation.com with your contact information so Bullpup can pass it along to the sponsor. Congrats on your winnings of $5 in-store credit at Art2Shirt.net! Everyone remember that Nation member PatriotsNY added the very cool silicone OSN bracelets for us over at our gear store, and you can get 1 of those with 1 caption contest win.

Ok, enough chatter, let’s get this party started for this week! Here is your picture. Beat the caption. Win Money, and TheBrett says, “GFYS”.

I think you peed a little..

OSN T-Shirts Are a Favorite to Party on Friday Night In!

Saturday, April 11th, 2009

This Guy Will Beat Your Mom in Poker

OSNTV and The OneSeason Nation’s LIVE Power Hour Huge Success!

Saturday, April 11th, 2009


A Great time was had by all. Hulk Hogan stopped by to party. Live Video, Music, Talk…it was a lot of fun. We’ll do it again soon.

OneSeasonNation and OSN-TV is Spreading the Word about OS on YouTube!

Sunday, April 5th, 2009

Thanks to the OneSeason Nation community, we now have a YouTube Channel! We will be posting unique digital short type movies we create, teasers for OSNTV, and use it to spread the word about OneSeason on the YouTube website. You can help out by friending the OSNTV page, watching the clips, rating them, having some fun! If we can get the vidoes posted with tons of views and ratings, we can get the videos moved up into the YouTube searches and spread the word about OneSeason and OSN! Have fun with this and thanks to Jonathan from New York for creating this and running it for us!

Art2Shirt.net Presents OSN “Beat That Caption” Contest #16

Saturday, April 4th, 2009
Clearly a Kick-Ass Sponsor

Clearly a Kick-Ass Sponsor

Congrats to Big Bobo for last weeks winning caption! Bobo wins his choice of an OSN silicone bracelet or $5 of credit in Art2Shirt.net’s online store. Here is this weeks picture for you guys to deface. Looks like our boy Mike Tyson has put on some weight! Who can beat the caption below? We’ll find out next Saturday!

Mike Tyson doesn't travel light...

Plaxico Burress Cut From the Giants

Friday, April 3rd, 2009

Even his informercial on gun safety didn’t help him.

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