These commercials are great

Larry Bird has his OSN T-Shirt. Now Magic had to get one for himself too! They are both big fans of OSN! You can get OSN gear cheap over at Art2shirt.net. They offer special discounts for OSN users. use the promo code ONESEASON1 when ordering for your special discount.

Clearly a Kick-Ass Sponsor

First off OSN’s traffic is spiking higher than ever! I would like to welcome all of the new folks to the hottest site out there for all of your information you need to kick some ass on OneSeason. Be sure to get in the forums by clicking here. We have live chat, more contests, and tons of fun in there going on non stop.

Now, for this week’s caption contest!

Unless I’m mistaken, we had a first ever occurence in last weeks OSN “Beat the Caption” Contest. We had someone win in 2 consecutive weeks! Congratulations to FRITO (again) for his winning caption from last week. It was good enough to have people voting to call the contest early, and just start again! Nice work Frito! Frito is hoarding himself a nice little pile of clams in Art2shirt.net’s online store. Get in on the Caption Contest! You can enter as many times as you like! Here it the picture and caption to beat for THIS week. Good luck! From OSN and Art2shirt.net.

It puts the lotion in the basket...

Tomarken is officially the highest reputation holding member of the Nation, Passing Bullpup, after this creation.

Epic video made by OSN Member Tomarken.

What do these 3 Men Have in Common?

No guns, money, drugs, or lack of education
Just talkin shit on the muddafuggin NATION
Hardwood, grass, turf or ice
Droppin other sites like they were Kimbo Slice
The first spot to check your IPO timestamps
More annoying to your girl than her monthly Hoe cramps.
Daily threads and caption contests
Once in awhile even pictures of nice breasts

It’s the Nation baby and it’s kinda nerdy
It’s posts about theories that get kinda wordy
It’s a group of sports dorks who are mostly over 30
It’s predictions and shit, what will the cap on Larry Bird be?
It’s BP and me and Bob Rafferty
It’s the Nation Baby

Talk shit about alerts and play some poker
No experience required to be your own broker
The market goes up and the market goes down
But on big days it seems everyone’s around
Your one spot stop for all your sports talk
Maybe one day you can even own some Tony Hawk
It’s LOL and it’s all goods
It’s gonna go bananas when they drop T Woods
No YAO love allowed and please don’t be a hater
But we’d be happy to have ya if your a new or old Trada

It’s the Nation baby and it’s kinda nerdy
It’s posts about theories that get kinda wordy
It’s a group of sports dorks who are mostly over 30
It’s predictions and shit, what will the cap on Larry Bird be?
It’s Dancenham, DJ and Reality
It’s the Nation Baby

Get your asses tradin’ NO BITCH ASS NESS

~Dancenham

The OneSeason Nation sat down for an exclusive interview with Tim Duncan about him being the next player to debut on OneSeason. Here is how the interview went.

OSN: “TIM! OMFG! YOU ARE NEXT TO BE DEBUTED ON ONESEASON VIA IPO!!!!! HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT???!!!”

Mr. Emotion Tim Duncan

OSN: “I MEAN, MAN TIM! YOU ARE IN THE LIST BEFORE LARRY BIRD!@!!. HOW COOL IS THAT???!”

Tim is very excited

OSN: “MAN TIM. THIS IS SOOO EXCITING, RITE?!! HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK YOUR MARKET CAP WILL BE? HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK YOU’LL BE BOUGHT AND SOLD FOR??!! OMG!!

Is that a women's ball?

OSN: “WELL TIM, THANKS FOR THE VERY EXCITING AND INSIGHTFUL INTERVIEW. WOULD YOU CARE TO SAY ANYTHING TO YOUR FANS OUT THERE???”

Tim has an engaging personality

OSN: OK TIM!! YOU’RE THE MAN! THANKS FOR YOUR TIME, AND SHOWING US WHY YOU ARE ONE OF THE MOST FIERY, EMOTIONAL PLAYERS IN THE NBA!!

Tim Duncan Argues with Pop

It wasn’t long ago that the Cardinals were just another team that consistently caused their fans heartache by season’s end. Well now, instead of causing this fan heartache, it’s his ass that is sore. Fredy Gutierrez agreed to tattoo the logo of the local Sports Talk Radio station and the dudes that host the show’s names on his ass. The reward? 4 tickets to tomorrow’s game against the Eagles for the NFC Championship. What would you do to get tickets to your team’s “Big” Game? Would you go through this? I’m sure his wife is proud. Here is the article from the Radio Station.

This one is unbelievable.

This one was just a couple weeks ago.

Maybe the refs above were inspired by this.

Congratulations to last week’s winner TOMARKEN! “Ba-lock Obama” was the winning caption for this pic Tomarken wins $5 credit in Art to Shirt’s online store. Thanks to Art to Shirt, and congratulations again, Tomarken!

Here is this week’s pic. Winners announced next Saturday!

Another contest, this time it’s one for EVERYONE. Including those not a member of the forums. This contest is brought to you by our sponsor

Once a week, We’ll post a picture. The contest is simple enough, reply with your best caption for the photo in the comment section. Each week, we’ll judge all the Caption comments, and the winner will receive a giftcard for Art to Shirt’s Online Web store. Thanks to Art to Shirt, our Sponsor for making this happen. Please make sure your email address is correct, so we know how to get a hold of you if your caption is chosen! Contest starts NOW! Here is this weeks photo!

The Dallas Cowboys have more drama and/or comedy to fill a hour long weekly reality show. Jerry Jones micro managing, Pac-Man punching his own body guards in bathrooms, T.O being TO, Romo banging Jessica, Marion Barbers Big Toe Boo-Boo, Jason Witten and Tony Romo’s ongoing Bro-mance, where does it end? There has been lots of media coverage of Terrell Owens being butt hurt that Tony Romo and Jason Witten are conspiring against him, and drawing up their own plays to leave him out of the offense. He was also stood up on his BIG night. They no-showed Terrell Owens Birthday Party!! Oh no! Here is Owens interview today with Stephen A. Smith. In in increasingly politicaly correct world of sports interviews, where you are very hard pressed to get a player to use the words “ME” or “I”, Terrell Owens has no problems using those words. Keep going Terrell, we need the entertainment. The Biggest Loser and Survivor both had their season finales, and are done for the winter!

On Sunday Dec. 14th, the YMFD movement was announced. In 3 days, Yinka has risen to #76 on the IPO list. The Nation is currently debating in the forums whether or not to actually let the IPO happen or to take the requests out if Yinka cracks the top 10. Regardless, it has been amazing to see the power of the Nation with a little flexing of our muscles! If you haven’t done so yet, go help pay homage to Yinka Dare by requesting him to be IPO’d!

Many people will make New Year’s Resolutions this year.

Some will want to lose 15 pounds

Some will want to get out of debt

Others will want to find more work life balance
and spend more time with their kids or spouse

But

Those among us with our priorities straight know that debt, increased risk of Diabetes and Heart Disease and having your daughter on the pole are the cost of doing business.

Your interest rate is 28.99% and you make $13 an hour, you LOVE KFC Snackers and live across the street from a Burger King and your daughters name is Jazmyn and she can already do the splits for shyt’s sake.

If you want to contribute to the betterment of mankind in 2009, I implore you to join us.

Join us on the journey

The Journey of getting Yinka FUCKING Dare IPO’d before Shaquille O’Neal

My assumption is that Yinka being released will coincide with the ending of world hunger, peace in the Middle East, Hammer getting his mansion back, and Jessica Biel being naked in a movie.

Butterflies and Rainbows Fairies and Unicorns, Yinka FUCKING Dare will deliver all of these things and more.

Yes he’s dead, a total bust in the NBA and only relevant as a punch line or novelty SOI. But none of that is important now.

What is important isn’t that you put down that 4 piece meal, get a balance transfer to Capitol One, or call your ex-wife’s boyfriend Carl and ask him to please stop taking baths with Jazmyn.

What’s important NOW is that you do the following things. Write them down and check them off

1. Familiarize yourself with the cause. Please read all about the Yinka FUCKING Dare Movement below.
http://oneseasonnation.com/forum/showthread.php?t=350

2. Sign in to OneSeason.com and request him. (We have moved him from 1759 to 124 in under 36 hours)

3. Cancel everyone you have requested above “The Big Yink”

4. Tell EVERYONE you know who has a OneSeason account to do the same

5. Tell EVERYONE ELSE TO GET A ONESEASON ACCOUNT AND DO THE SAME

6. TELL THEM TO BID $2 on shares of Kobe Bryant

7. Cancel your subscription to the Newspaper and put a parental lock on Fox News because you will no longer need it. Once we enter the Dare era, it will just be reporters talking about Lemonade stands and bunnies.

8. Make YMFD Bracelets and send them to everyone who requested him and brought balance to the force.

YINKA MOTHER FUCKING DARE
IS A MOVEMENT