Many people have been asking me recently, what should I do now that OneSeason has slowed to a hault? This question has really left me stumped for a while, but with Transformers Two set to hit theaters by the end of the month everyone’s favorite crooked finger slut has been making her rounds and showing off the goods.

How can you not just bow down to this goddess amoung mortals? Unofficially, the OSN Babe Mascott. Is there any way we can buy her SOI? While you sit around waiting for your $15 IPO’s or trying to make a quarter buying and selling shares of Pujols, just google image search Megan Fox and you will easily make it through the rest of your day. If you are starting to get distracted take off the safe search, you won’t be disappointed.

This kid even dug up to courage to try and woo her, something I cannot say I would have had enough balls to do myself. Granted, he got shut down quicker than DMAC trying to run against the Raven’s defense but still, give the kid props for putting his best foot forward.

So as Saturday night winds down and trading opens back up in nine short hours, don’t jump over the edge, let Megan help you make it through the boring down days.