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Art2Shirt.net Presents OSN “Beat That Caption” Contest #15!

Saturday, March 28th, 2009

Clearly a Kick-Ass Sponsor

Clearly a Kick-Ass Sponsor

Congrats to Wonderv23 for his winning caption from last week! And congratulations are also in order for Chicago Bear fans (including Mike Sroka) on having a douchebag for a quarterback!

Here is this weeks photo. Have some fun, beat the caption. Win some money! Have a great week everyone!

Hey Steve, this fat guys hair is soft...hee hee. :hiccup:

Donte Stallworth Hits, Kills Man

Saturday, March 14th, 2009

Drink up Donte!

Drink up Donte!

So apparently Browns wide out Donte Stallworth killed a guy. Not with a trident though…with a car. The Miami Beach police are reporting that Stallworth struck and killed a pedestrian in his Bentley around 7 AM local time. You can read the Yahoo! story here. Now while most of the major news outlets are being cautious on whether Stallworth will be charged, OSN has managed to get a hold of one link suggesting the speedster was in fact a little inebriated when he made this poor guy a loser in a real life game of Frogger. Profootballtalk.com has this article up saying prosecutors are “poised to charge” Stallworth. The article also notes that sources added Donte was enjoying some Patron and margaritas but reportedly quit by midnight. So while tequila makes girls’ clothes fall off it apparently makes Stallworth kill people…with his six figure car. We’ll leave the guesses on Stallworth’s OS ticker symbol to the message boards, although we’re advocating TQLA.

-dj

OSN Caption Contest #2!

Saturday, December 27th, 2008

Congratulations to last week’s winner TOMARKEN! “Ba-lock Obama” was the winning caption for this pic Tomarken wins $5 credit in Art to Shirt’s online store. Thanks to Art to Shirt, and congratulations again, Tomarken!

Here is this week’s pic. Winners announced next Saturday!

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