Some of you might be wondering, what in the hell are the Hammy Awards? Well, Bullpup and myself got together and wanted to find a way to show our appriciation to all you loyal s.o.b’s. Came up with what we like to call, The Hammy Awards. If you are lucky enough to take down one of these truely remarkable honors, you’ll get yourself a $20 Visa Gift Card and a mini Hammy trophy to display with your username.
We are rolling out 2 catagories to start with. Dont you worry, there will be more..
Hammy Award #1
Funniest Moment of the Year - We already have a full thread dedicated to this. Pick your favorite and PM me or BP with your nominee. We will narrow it down to the top 4 before the winner is announced
the nominations are…
Tomarken- “OSN Legend Tomarken came up with several laughs for the community in the last year, but without a doubt, at the top of the list, was his digital short for OSN-TV
Tomarken put the entire community in stitches, and gasping for breath on this digital short. We hope to see more from Tomarken in 2010.
Bob Rafferty- “OSN Programmer, and CEO of OSN Telecom Administrations, Bob Rafferty absolutely floored the community when he called into OneSeasonTrader Radio. Bob had the premier IPO Alert tool in the business prior to OneSeasonTrader announcing their new pay service “OneSeasonText.com” Bob had been charging for his tool (), and donating the proceeds to charity. When OneSeasonTrader announced live on their radio show that they too were going to be offering a pay IPO alert to compete with Bob’s tool, and capture some of the dollars available in the IPO alert tool industry. Upon the announcement, Bob decided that everyone was going to start making tools, so Bob called in live, during the OneSeasonTrader.com radio show, and announced that he would be making his tool free again. The reaction at the time, was priceless and it created a ton of laughter/controversy. We know looking back, Knup is laughing, and we hope JC does too.
Timmy304- ‘Timmy Timmy Timmy. Better known around OSN as “MMmmmMmMmmgrrrablblblbaaahhh TIMMAH!” had been doing a phenomenal job in hosting Jewced-Up radio with surfingOneFour, when Jewcer decided to get a job bussing tables and couldn’t host himself anymore. Timmy, during one of the weeks, showed up shitfaced, laughing at everything, himself included, and proceeded to pass out in the middle of the show, leaving OneFour to figure out wtf was going on, and try to regain his composure and get the show back on track. Classic moment
BOBO- “Our favorite Hulkamaniac provided us with a CLASSIC moment in OSN history, and for sure a top moment of the year last year. OSN was doing a live chat with Mike Sroka, CEO of the now defunct “OneSeason.com”. The chat room had triple digit people in the chat (I think?) and it was a moderated chat with Mike Sroka. It was a very tense session for OSN Moderators and Bullpup, as they had not a lot of experience using the particular chat room software, and the moderators were doing everything they could to keep the chat organized and flowing well. Needless to say, the moderators were trying their hardest to keep the session informational, professional, and a medium that worked well, so the CEO of OneSeason would want to come back and do the chat session again in the future. After an hour or so, Bullpup decided to unmoderate the chat, and give everyone a chance to talk real time with Mike Sroka. The millisecond that the chat was released, and people were no longer moderated, and could type on the screen….flying ass animations came flying onto the screen courtesy of Bobo, making moderators irate, killing the professionalism that had been the goal, and looking back…giving us a top 5 laugh of the year. __________________
Yao Ming hard at work, preventing his own Reverse Split
We’ve been trying for months to figure out the purpose of THROWING money away, trying to keep the giant turd that is Yao Ming afloat on OneSeason. We assumed it was a cartel selling those big blocks of 200 shares back and forth between each other on Firday, and again saving Yao’s punk ass from reverse splitting again last night. But in an OSN Exclusive photo, we now have 100% proof of what’s going on.
Congratulations to last weeks winner, and brand new OneSeason user “NSanity”! He had a hilarious caption that definitely “Beat That Caption”. You can view NSanity’s winning caption here. NSanity wins a $5 web gift card to Art2Shirt.net’s online store. They have tons of great Tshirt and other fun stuff you can check out. Nsanity, please email bullpup@oneseasonnation.com and he’ll forward your info to the sponsor so you can learn how to collect your giftcard. Here is this week’s photo. Do you worst, Nation fans!
We’re back with OSN Caption Contest #19! Wow, 19 of these things we’ve done weekly since what, December? our sponsor www.Art2Shirt.net has been handing out credit in their online store of cool, and funny Tshirt for OSN fans to get hooked up with. For all you new users, you can check out the archive of the past caption contest (some VERY funny stuff) here.
Congratulations to last weeks winner WonderV23. You can read his winning comment here! WonderV23, please email bullpup@oneseasonnation.com and he will forward your information to the sponsor! Congratulations!
And now for this weeks fun. Joe Namath 2.0, Mark Sanchez, the Jets pride and joy, works out for the cameras.
Remember, you can enter as MANY times as you like! Feel free to show support of your favorite comments by other people, that may assist our judges in picking the winner! Have a great weekend everyone!
Congratulations to lbs0219 for last weeks winning caption in the OSN “Beat That Caption” Contest! Here is his winning caption.
VERY soon we will be adding more items to the OSN GEAR store, and even some very inexpensive items you can get for the $5 credit you get for winning this Caption Contest! Thanks to Dean and the folks at Art2Shirt.net for sponsoring this popular contest!
Here is this week’s submission. Do your worst! Enter as many times as you like, there is no limit! Have a great week!
First off OSN’s traffic is spiking higher than ever! I would like to welcome all of the new folks to the hottest site out there for all of your information you need to kick some ass on OneSeason. Be sure to get in the forums by clicking here. We have live chat, more contests, and tons of fun in there going on non stop.
Now, for this week’s caption contest!
Unless I’m mistaken, we had a first ever occurence in last weeks OSN “Beat the Caption” Contest. We had someone win in 2 consecutive weeks! Congratulations to FRITO (again) for his winning caption from last week. It was good enough to have people voting to call the contest early, and just start again! Nice work Frito! Frito is hoarding himself a nice little pile of clams in Art2shirt.net’s online store. Get in on the Caption Contest! You can enter as many times as you like! Here it the picture and caption to beat for THIS week. Good luck! From OSN and Art2shirt.net.
Manny goes through the signs, for the runner on first base...
Manny finally did it. 2 years. $45 million dollars with the Dodgers. Yawn.
Former Grocery Bagger
Kurt Warner, after breaking off talks last week with the Cardinals, tells his agent to offer the Cardinals 2 years for $23 million. Expect Fitz and Boldin to keep rollin’ if Warner stays. If Warner goes (to San Fran?) expect FITZ and Boldin to not have great years next year.
These bitches are about to fight over G.O.
Greg Oden is hurt. Again. Expect him to be out 7-10 days because of his left knee. I see a pattern here. Not good.
I'll shoot you mutha fu##a!
The NY Giants say they will welcome Plaxico back with open arms if he can straighten out his legal problems. The guy is an unbelievable talent, but he is clearly a distraction and a cancer. His off the field stunts had negative impacts on his teammates because of the media, and they weren’t able to go as deep into the playoffs as they should have.
TJ Won't play, but his daughters will try out for DB positons in Seattle.
TJ Houshmandzadeh (sp? don’t care?) signs a 5 year deal with the Seattle Seahawks. Sources told ESPN’s Michael Smith the deal was worth more than $40 million for five years, with more than $15 million guaranteed. I as a rabid Seattle fan, I don’t like the deal, and believe they are overpaying. TJ’s best years are behind him, and Seattle has a patten for doing stuff like this. Paying guys for things they’ve done in the PAST. Housh is 31 years old, and this contract takes him to his 36th birthday. This man is past his prime. He will be an average WR at best.
Michael Phelps brought home a cocktail waitress from Vegas for Thanksgiving this year. I’m sure his parents are thrilled. Meet Caroline “Caz” Pal, 26, a cocktail waitress at the Palms Casino and a Las Vegas socialite. She and the golden boy have been dating for 2 months, according to reports. Dude, Mike, enjoy it while it last bro. It won’t be long before she wakes up, mistakes you for Eli Manning, and peaces out.
), and donating the proceeds to charity. When OneSeasonTrader announced live on their radio show that they too were going to be offering a pay IPO alert to compete with Bob’s tool, and capture some of the dollars available in the IPO alert tool industry. Upon the announcement, Bob decided that everyone was going to start making tools, so Bob called in live, during the OneSeasonTrader.com radio show, and announced that he would be making his tool free again. The reaction at the time, was priceless and it created a ton of laughter/controversy. We know looking back, Knup is laughing, and we hope JC does too.
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