Even his informercial on gun safety didn’t help him.

What are your thoughts?

Did you guys know you could dress up your individual profile in the OSN forums? You can add photo albums, and all that good stuff. The forums are very complex, and we have barely scratched the surface of what this ferrari of message boards can do. It is like our own private MySpace or Facebook.

See what Deano did here with his profile.
http://oneseasonnation.com/forum/member.php?u=465

I am going to give everyone the month of april to pimp their profiles.

ANNOUNCING THE OSN PIMP YOUR PROFILE CONTEST!

You have 1 month. April to dress up your profile, add photo albums, have some fun. On May 1st, myself and your judges. (OSN moderators) will review all the entries. The top 3 will win prizes.

1st Place-Customized OSN Jersey
2nd Place- New WHITE for summer OSN Tshirt
3rd Place- OSN Koozie

If you already have any of these items, and you win, you can opt for the equivalent credit in Art2Shirt.net.

This contest is sponsored by Bullpup.

Have some fun with this one! Be sure to tell new users about it. Cheating and shady tactics will not only be tolerated, but they will be graded for effectiveness as well.

If you have question on how to do it, ask Deano, he figured it out pretty nicely!

have fun with this one OSN!

I can’t decide whether to give this guy mad props for sticking it out and finishing the race despite clearly being handicapped or if I should just beat the crap out of him for being an idiot. Regardless, the dude shit his pants and is now all over the internet. You have to wonder, if presented with the same opportunity again, would he do it?

Thanks to DurShar again for another hilarious pic

If you have something that you think deserves to be on the OSN home page e-mail me, penny@oneseasonnation.com

Got to hand to the kids from Creighton, it takes balls to wear a shirt like this in public, but they love BJ’s, they want everyone to know about it, and I for one respect that.

Thanks to DurShar for the share

If you have something that you think is front page worthy e-mail me, penny@oneseasonnation.com

I have never understood the sport of soccer, sure, I guess it could be fun to play; I myself would get very bored and tired but whatever, to each their own. What is even more confusing to me is how effin crazy soccer players and fans are around the world. It seems like every day there is a riot somewhere and just recently a goalie in Iraq was shot dead after the match. What I love most about this video is when the players get close to the ref, instead of punching or tackling they jump up in the air like little fairies and kick the dude. As a side note, this dude is pretty damn fast and basically out ran all the players.

If you have any videos you think deserve to be put on the OSN front page email them to me, penny@oneseasonnation.com with OSN Video’s as the subject line.

Epic video made by OSN Member Tomarken.

~Dancenham

Congratulations to “rlamar” on his winning caption for the OSN Caption Contest #4! Here is his caption in all it’s glory! rlamar, please email Bullpup (bullpup@oneseasonnation.com) for instructions from Artoshirt.net on how to get your online credit in their store! Congratulations.

Here is this weeks photo. This is Kyle Korver demonstrating the fundamentals of good defense in the NBA. Good Luck! Thanks again to Artoshirt.net for sponsoring this fun contest!

Shaq’s shares were released today at about 4pm PST today. He came out of the gate selling for $14.25, but no time jumped into the $30 range and as if the time of this writing, he is trading for $30.00  Only 772 shares of Shaq were released, and the word in the nation forums is that it seems you had to be within 1 minute and 30 seconds of his announcement to get shares allocated to you! Bullpup was indeed shut out on this one with a 14:18:37 timestamp. How’s that for the conspiracy theorists? Chew on that and get back to me.

Enjoy your free Shaq Mask as a trophy from today. Click it, print it, glue it to a cardboard backing, and tape it to a stick, and viola! Instant hit at a party. The market is closed tomorrow, but you know we’ll be here chatting in the forums, and delivering you great stuff from the world of sports, chicks, and OneSeason!

This one is unbelievable.

This one was just a couple weeks ago.

Maybe the refs above were inspired by this.

Congratulations to last week’s winner TOMARKEN! “Ba-lock Obama” was the winning caption for this pic Tomarken wins $5 credit in Art to Shirt’s online store. Thanks to Art to Shirt, and congratulations again, Tomarken!

Here is this week’s pic. Winners announced next Saturday!

Man, Antonio Pierce just can’t catch a break, huh? First this, and now he’s immortalized in this demotivational poster. Anyways, a little over 17,000 shares of Romo was taken off the market tonight, in the latest of reverse splits. These reverse splits, as explained here two weeks ago, led to Pierce’s IPO release today, and if the market booms on Sunday, I would say it’s a safe bet to watch for the NFL’s Doctor of Style to hit. I will predict Sunday or Monday for Portis to hit the pipeline.

We still have more reverses splits needs to take the market back to where it needs to be before the Yahoo! Factor artificially blew the market cap out of proportion. The reverse splits will continue to happen, take us back to where we need to be, and build a STRONG bottom floor. Good Luck to all you who requested IPO’s. Sunday should be FUN!

No, really Donovan! You’ve been replaced by Kevin Kolb. Prior to today’s game you’d thrown 5 INTs in the last 3 games, and fumbled 3 times losing 2 of them. Fast forward to today, when you were supposed to put your team on your shoulders, shake off the “suck” and bounce back into your Superbowl form.

Today you were 8 of 18, for 59 yards, 2 interceptions, a fumble lost, and you got sacked twice. This resulted in you getting benched. Did your momz not deliver your Campbell’s Beefy Steaky soup to you before the game today? I’d wear earplugs to next week’s game if I were you. You are gonna be booed mercilessly. Your home fans booed Santa Claus. What kind of reception do you think you’ll get when you go home next week?

From Nation Member TheAnswer….

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey on his shoulder. He orders a beer from the bartender. As soon as he gets his beer, his monkey jumps off his shoulder and runs to the end of the bar and takes two maraschino cherries from the fruit tray and eats them. He then runs to the end of the bar and eats some of a customer’s popcorn. Then some peanuts. Then some olives out of a lady’s martini. Finally, he jumps off the bar, runs over and jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball and, somehow, miraculously, manages to force it down his throat.

The bartender is flabbergasted. “Buddy,” he says, “you’re monkey just ate my goddamned cue ball. What are you going to do about that?

The guy smiles sheepishly and says, “I’m sorry. He’s a crazy little guy. He’ll eat anything he can get his hands on. Look, I’ll buy a round for the bar and I’ll pay you for the cue ball and any inconvenience.”

The bartender is appeased.

A couple weeks later, the same guy comes back into the bar with the monkey on his shoulder. He orders a beer from the bartender. As soon as he gets his beer, his monkey jumps off his shoulder and runs to the end of the bar and takes two maraschino cherries from the fruit tray, shoves them up his ass, pulls them back out, and eats them.

Again, the bartender is flabbergasted. “Buddy,” he says, “you’re monkey just shoved two maraschino cherries up his ass, pulled them out, and ate them! What are you going to do about that?”

The guy smiles sheepishly and says, “Yeah, I’m sorry. He’s still a crazy little guy. And he still eats everything he can get his hands on. But after that cue ball a couple weeks ago, he measures everything first.”