So it is Thursday, you know what that means? It is time for another edition of FacePalmed News with iambp. I know I told you during the last edition that Tuesday was the day for FacePalmed News, but guess what, I can do whatever the fuck I want. Also, I am on vacation and felt like sitting by the pool.

Now, I am sure you are all anxiously awaiting me to FacePalm Mike, DJ, and the rest of the people who brought us OneSeason.com, but that is a softball. We have all torn them to pieces in the forums and will continue to do so. They definitely deserve to be FacePalmed, but they do not deserve to have a whole column dedicated to them. That is how much I think they suck.

So, with out further ado, this weeks FacePalmed award goes to Fox and TBS. The reason Fox and TBS are getting FacePalmed is because the geniuses in charge at these stations decided Wanda Sucks……I mean Wanda Sykes and George Lopez both deserve talk shows. I mean seriously how many shows do these two wannabe comedians have to have canceled before people in charge of TV stations realize they are not funny.

Here is a look at Wanda Sucks’ (which she will now be referred to as) stellar resume. She has been in such theatrical masterpieces as Pootie Tang, Nutty Professor II: The Klumps, and My Super Ex-Girlfriend. I don’t know about you guys, but these movies blow more asshole than DJ and Mike combined. Wanda Sucks also had her own TV show prior to this new shitpile the people at Fox want you to watch. How long did said show last? It lasted an entire nine episodes. You want to know why it only lasted nine episodes? It is probably because it was about as funny as the way DJ and Mike fucked all of us in the asshole sans lube. Would I know this show is not funny? Nope I would have no clue because I would rather watch a dog take a shit then this unfunny bitch try to be funny. As for her current talk show, I have about as much of a clue about it as Mike and DJ did when it came to running OneSeason. Fox, congratulations on receiving a prestigious FacePalm from iambp.

Now it’s time for me to tear apart TBS for giving another unfunny jerk a TV show. Seriously, TBS is it not bad enough you force a new Tyler Perry suck-ass show down your viewers throats every two months? I guess not. Because if you did want to retain the few viewers you do have, you would not be giving the unfunny asshole that is George Lopez a talk show. What the fuck is he going to talk to his guests about? The few times I have watched something he is on, I have not laughed. Actually, I have wanted to blow my own ear drums out so I did not have to listen to him any longer. I find DJ and Mike ass fucking without lube (no homo) funnier than George Lopez. All you need to know about George Lopez is he was a voice of a dog in Beverly Hills Chihuahua. Seriously, if you have to be a voice in Beverly Hills Chihuahua that means you suck at life and are a giant failbot. The surprising thing about George Lopez is that somehow the George Lopez show managed to last more seasons than OneSeason could last. Now what does that say about the guys in charge of OneSeason? Seriously, George Lopez can last longer than you guys and he sucks so much there is not even a word to define how much he sucks. I guess that means I am going to have to make up two new words. One for how much George Lopez sucks and another even more incredible word for how much you guys suck. Seriously, I do not have that much time. I guess all of my readers out there will have to help me out. I will work on a word for how much George Lopez sucks and you can all work on a word for how much the two ass-packers suck. Before I get too far off topic, I would like to congratulate TBS on receiving a prestigious FacePalm from iambp.

Until next time this has been iambp with another edition of FacePalmed News.

Peace Out Girl Scouts

My calendar tells me it is Tuesday. That means two things. One is that I get to sit in class for four hours tonight while my professor professes from the largest soap box in the world for the entire time. The other, and more enjoyable thing is it is time for another edition of FacePalmed News.

This week I have decided to step out of the world of sports and step in to the realm of the OneSeasonNation. You may be asking yourself, “Yourself, my would IamBP ever think to FamePalm one of our own?” Well yourself, after some comments made in the chat box today I feel there is a great need for the world to know of the FacePalming transactions committed by OneSeasonNation’s own menoknow3.

One would have thought after losing his v-card and purchasing a house, the infamous menoknow3 would be on a proper course free of FacePalming behaviour. If you were one to assume this, you definitely made an ass out of you and me. Now you may be asking yourself, “Yourself, what did that character menoknow3 do now?” Well yourself, I will tell you what that character did. Menoknow3 was up at the crack of down today on a hunt for zhu zhu pet hamsters. Yes that’s right menoknow3 is back to ripping off parents and their children again. This time he is spending his days scouring the state of Wisconsin in an attempt to buy as many zhu zhu pet hamsters as possible.

Because of this transgression, menoknow3 consider yourself FacePalmed.

P.S. Get a real job

This has been another edition of FacePalmed News with IamBP