OSN Member ASL06 reported to us today that OneSeason will be performing an IPO reset at the close of trading hours on Friday. Here is the official announcement. Kudos to OneSeason for keeping the IPO list in line with who active users want to see IPO’d. Kudos to ASL for the quick announcement as well in the OSN Forums. Maybe hook up ASL for his hard work with an IPO request for Mike Bibby? Ok, that’s stretching it, I know.

Michael Crabtree hit OneSeason at approximately 1:15PM PST on Friday. As always, OSN was all over it via Twitter, via the forums, and via the chat. The correct answer of 41 was displayed on Twitter and in the chat room, as well as forums for OSN members to capitalize on! 350-650 shares of CRAB will be available for trading on Sunday, and will be out first ever Rookie to be issues on OneSeason before ever even playing for a team. Are you a fan? I’m thinking think Sanchez will be the top rookie of this draft.

The guy with the sportfolio picture taken straight off Gay.com Jose Reyes has leapfrogged Brandon Roy and Ray Allen BOTH to be YOUR next SOI in the Pipeline! Reyes is a fantasy monster when he is healthy, which he currently is not. He is young and would be a welcome addition to any fantasy roster, again, when healthy. What do you think his prospects are? Comment away or check out the OSN chat to see what people are saying! (you don’t have to be logged in to watch the chat.)

The Secret is out! OSN Members are using a new technique to make the IPO process easier for the entire OneSeason Nation. Now the entire community is invited to be part of this great service. OSN’s own (and OSNTV writer and correspondant) PDXPup has been notifying people of IPOs FREE using twitter AND texting to everyone the ANSWER to the IPO Question! It’s easy to sign up. Just go to OSN’s Twitter Page and follow OSN. That’s it. You’re done! Make sure your phone number and carrier is entered into your Twitter control panel, and make sure text notifications from OSN are turned on as well. PDX has state of the art IPO Alerts, and notifies the world, the second the IPO comes out with the answer to the question! You don’t need to do anything but request your shares! Another free fun service brought to you by OSN! Props to PDX for providing this service for everyone!

http://www.twitter.com/1seasonnation

Yao Ming once again, as predicted by OSN, reverse split this evening, leaving 7853 outstanding in the market. With Yao’s price still being around the dollar range ($1.22 at the time of this writing), ANOTHER reverse split is NOT out of the question. At $0.75 with 7853 shares outstanding puts Yao’s Market Cap at just under $6k. Who else is under 6k? Kevin Garnett, Kevin Durant, Tim Duncan, Amare Stoudemire, Paul Pierce, and Dirk Nowitzki. Yao Ming should fit in among those players nicely, and should end up in that range in the long run.

Josh Hamilton Shows his support for the"OneSeason" concept. (You can't see but he's also wearing skates and baggy shorts in this photo)

The comeback, feelgood story of recent times in MLB is set to be released into the trading community on Friday. The tattooed wonder kid Josh Hamiltion was IPO’d Thursday evening at approximately 5:22PM PST. If you haven’t read the story on this guy. I highly recommend it. His market cap will be EXTREMELY low. Possibly one of the lowest we’ve seen in awhile. He will be a good SOI for someone to pounce on, and buy a huge stake in, for a cheap price. If Hamilton can put together a string of years like he did last year, he’ll belong up there w/ the names Wright, AROD, and Pujols.

There will be a huge announcement TONIGHT on OSN’s Jewced Up Radio regarding this late breaking story! YEP, people have been asking for it, and now it’s here. Your SOIs ON FIELD PERFORMANCE…..AND how many you own of that guy can earn you COLD….HARD….CASH! Tune in to Jewced Up Radio tonight to hear the details! This is AWESOME stuff! www.OneSeasonNation.com/radio 8pm PST, 11pm EST. TONIGHT!

Barry Sanders had his first full day of trading, and as predicted by OSN analysts, he did NOT perform well. He is currently the 9th lowest SOI available on the market, and some folks are freaking out about it. You shouldn’t be surprised. OneSeason is a popularity contest. It’s a pop culture popularity contest. Barry Sanders is nowhere on the pop culture radar. Michael Jordan is. Here is OSNTV anchor “TheBrett” and his comments on this situation.

The reason Legends are not worth where they historically would be is cultural relevance.
Same reason you don’t see Joe Montana selling Chunky Soup right now.
The world is a pop culture radar and the newest hottest thing will always be in demand.
Barry Sanders may have been 100 times the player Matt Forte could ever possibly be, but I guarantee you Matt Forte runs for more yards this season.
The only legend who should hold value at this stage is Jordan as he is still a central pop culture icon. We are buying and selling shares which derive value from other people’s desire to own.

What are your thoughts on this? Visit the forums or comment here. This will be discussed LIVE tonight on OSN Radio as well.

And as expected and guessed in the OneSeason Nation forums, the question for the IPO was how many hits did Ichiro get to set the record in 2004. The answer is 262. That’s a lot of slap liners over the 1st and 3rd basmen’s heads! As is customary on IPO days, the OneSeason Nation has added a new game to the OneSeason Nation Arcade, presumably for Sdogg to be number 1 in. Good Luck to everyone on your timestamps!

Here is a news blurb about OST that our friend Jayhawks requested some front page love!

One Season Tools was scheduled to go to a subscription service of $5.95 a month on May 1st for it’s tools and games. Due to unforseen errors, the service shall remain free for one more week. What does this mean for you? It means you may still try all of our services free for one more week including the alert system, player tracker and One Season Tools Challenge.
Beginning at the end of the market on Friday May 8th, all login and password information will be deleted from the system and must be reset. You will be required to resubmit your login and paymet information.
Now for some exciting news! During one week in the month if 50 or more unique players are signed up for the One Season Tools Challenge, the winner for that week will receive $100! This will only apply to the first week each month that the 50+ entrants are entered.
Want to earn an extra enrty a week? Simply refer a new user. In doing so you as well as the new user will recieve a additional entry for that week. Any referrals must be verified by us. The only requirement is that you must be signed up as an active subscriber to receive credit. The verification process is simple. Just send an email to oneseasontoolsalerts@cox.net. Once verified you will receive an email with instructions on how to redeem your etra entry. There is a max of 2 entries per week, however, entries are bankable. For example, you can refer 10 people and have an extra entry for 10 weeks!
We at One Season Tools thank you for all your positive feedback. We welcome your questions and comments at oneseasontoolsalerts@cox.net

I tried to read the entire daily thread and failed.

I got stuck around the $6 split discussion.

More shares will not help the market. I don’t have time to explain the supply v. demand fundamentals of 8th grade Economics.

Why is everyone so concerned that some prices and volume are falling? Who cares?

I imagine most of you do not watch your Fidelity portfolio’s increase and decrease in 15 minute intervals and shit your pants when it goes up or down a few cents.

The FACT of the matter is that if a few thousand people put some money into the real stock market with little to no education whatsoever about how markets, economics in general or human psychology worked they would all lose their asses.

You do NOT put money into a market, move it around as fast as you can and turn your entire portfolio over on an hourly basis like I see people on here attempting to do.

Do a little research, pick a price you are comfortable with and an amount of money you don’t mind seeing frozen for 6 months and buy someone you are confident in.

If prices went up, you would sell anyways.

One Season seems to be doing just fine to me, the faster prices go up and the masses arrive, the shorter our reign will be.

I see nothing wrong with the way things are going, and I don’t understand the near daily analysis of how terrible everything is.

If you can’t stand losing a few bucks then scrape together what you can and hit the road.

OneSeason does not exist to make you rich.

Buy someone you like and log off for awhile.

I want OneSeason to Drive the Market Upwards. FU#&ing NOW!!! and more cheeseburgers please...

here is a letter I received earlier from a OneSeason Nation member, enjoy

When you look around the world of OneSeason, there are a certain group of people who are screaming for OneSeason to make changes to make the market move. They want OneSeason to advertise on the Superbowl. They want new users to pin their shares that they’re hoarding onto. They want OneSeason to increase the IPO rate. They want OneSeason to slow down the IPO rate. They want OneSeason to bring massive tidal waves of cash to the site………all so they can pin their shares and bad investments in the past on new users.

Newsflash gang. This IS NOT going to happen. OneSeason has ZERO interest in “making you rich”. They have 1 goal in mind right now, and it’s has nothing to do with making the market move. The market movement is based on the users. Stop blaming OneSeason for a stagnant market, stop blaming OneSeason for things being boring, stop blaming OneSeason for your bad choices in spending YOUR money, stop blaming OneSeason for your buddies depositing thousands of dollars and only having $1 left in their account. This isn’t OneSeason’s fault. It’s your fault. You spent your money, and gave it to someone else. Someone else has your money. You gave it to them. They sold you their shares. Now you want a massive flood of new users, so you can back out of the mistake you think you made, and pass those shares onto some new unsuspecting user. Get a grip, dude. Jesus.

OneSeason’s number 1 goal right now, and number 1 priority, and NOTHING will change this fact is that they are building the site. They are adding features. They are working on redesigns. They are fixing ghost orders. They are testing, testing again, testing some more, and then retesting. They are gathering data. They will use this data in the future in helping them make educated decisions with regards to improvements to the site and marketing.

They are not here to make you money. They are not here to make changes to make your shares more valuable. Their sole mission, right now, is to build the site, and make the system the best it possibly can be going forward. Everyone with their bitching and moaning about stagnant markets and OneSeason needing to restore faith in the people who lost all that money in the past……that wasn’t OneSeason’s fault. It is a free market, noone held a gun to anyone’s head forcing them to buy someone elses shares…

but now it seems people want to hold a gun to OneSeason’s head for similar reasons…

/rant off

JMS

Interviewer “What’s in like to be that fast?”

Chris Johnson “Uh its…..it feel real good”

Good day kids…Tune in! Tonight at 8pmPST/11pmEST

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The Jewcer will be attending a concert this evening wearing his T-Shirt courtesy of PatriotsNY.
So you will get another installment of OSN’s own Moderator Timmy304 and myself surfingOneFour.

Tonight on our special edition of Surfed Up Radio. I would like to promote and encourage some of you out there who we haven’t heard from to call in to discuss the happenings.

- We are encouraging discussion about everyones thoughts the past few weeks with Oneseason.com
- The IPO of Jake Plummer
- Thoughts about our Mike Sroka in the Nation Chat
- NBA Playoffs (Is Boston Done? Can Kobe stop living in Shaqs massive shadow?)
- The Summer of Oneseason.com
- Bullpup being the IPO Monkey
- This being my offical press release that I have unretired

Who knows where this will be going tonight with the possiblity of me drinking too much and giving away free stuff!!!

jewced up radios surfing one-4 exclusively found @ oneseasonnation dot com

Who Cares. Fuck him.