Many people have been asking me recently, what should I do now that OneSeason has slowed to a hault? This question has really left me stumped for a while, but with Transformers Two set to hit theaters by the end of the month everyone’s favorite crooked finger slut has been making her rounds and showing off the goods.

How can you not just bow down to this goddess amoung mortals? Unofficially, the OSN Babe Mascott. Is there any way we can buy her SOI? While you sit around waiting for your $15 IPO’s or trying to make a quarter buying and selling shares of Pujols, just google image search Megan Fox and you will easily make it through the rest of your day. If you are starting to get distracted take off the safe search, you won’t be disappointed.

This kid even dug up to courage to try and woo her, something I cannot say I would have had enough balls to do myself. Granted, he got shut down quicker than DMAC trying to run against the Raven’s defense but still, give the kid props for putting his best foot forward.

So as Saturday night winds down and trading opens back up in nine short hours, don’t jump over the edge, let Megan help you make it through the boring down days.

I am sad to bring this up, but the underaged female tennis star that we have all come to love is getting her biggest assets reduced according to SPORTSbyBROOKS.com. They provided a quote from my once favorite female athlete and she clearly needs to reorganize her priorities in life. “Inconvenience me, it’s very hard with them. It’s a weight in addition to confound me speed response. I can not go on very well.”

Tennis isn’t going to get this girl anywhere in life, but those things on her chest could have carried her at least through her late 20’s. Here’s to what could have been.

In honor of the Masters this weekend I present to you one of the only reasons womens golf should continue to exist, Natalie Gulbis. Think about it, this chick plays with long shafts and balls on a daily basis and gets paid for it, sounds like fun, right? As weird as it sounds I would let her hit my balls any day, she is that hot.

Well, maybe not, but the Nation sure does love her. Megan is definitely one of the most talked about babes on the OSN forums yet she has never made an appearance in the OSN babes section of the website, today this changes. Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Fox. You have done great work.

If you want your favorite babe featured in the OSN Babes section, email me a pic to penny@oneseasonnation.com

Dustin Pedroia was officially announced to the OneSeason world today while I was in the middle of another round of my life long battle with the copier/scanner. Unfortunately, today it got the best of me as I missed out on the DPED IPO and my copies came out terrible. To put me in a better mood and to avoid having three pictures of Pedroia on the front page, I give you his wife Kelli, who couldn’t be happier about today’s IPO.

FRESH off her MAXIM magazine “Hometown Hottie” photoshoot, it’s our official Nation Mascot. Stopping by to reward the folks in the forums for their 100 page Daily market thread today. That’s over 1000 posts just on today’s market alone! The over/under in the forums today was set at I believe 62 pages. No Babe Ruth today. But don’t fret, he’s coming. The IPO system is based on a complex algorithm that we will never understand because of many unreleased variables. It looks like the algorithm was dead on today, though. The market ended up down 8.71% on 16,636 shares traded. Tomorrow will be another fun day of trading. You never know what will happen. Remember the Golden Rules, Nation. Don’t be scared. Ever. And don’t be greedy. Not following those rules is the top two ways to LOSE money.

Our OneSeason Nation Official mascot is back to wish everyone a Happy New Year, and Congrats on today’s market!

According to OSN Traffic data, it seems a lot of you are waking from your holiday probably turkey induced comas. I thought there wouldn’t be a better time to welcome everyone back with a nice picture of our OSN Mascot. Here she is, our undisputed Miss OSN, our favorite Redskins cheerleader. Did you actually read this paragraph? WTF is the matter with you?

By popular demand. Our official Cheerleader of the OneSeason Nation. She first made her debut on OSN here, and since then, there has been some heavy discussion regarding her obvious talents. I can’t believe the size of the Pom Poms she works with. I mean, If she could get traded to the Seahawks, we might be able to snag some pictures of her with some Green and Black Pom Poms.